gay

gay

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...
feel free to unfollow if you:

steinbecks:

  • don’t like me
  • liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore
  • hate what i post
  • hate what i have to say about xyz topic
  • find me annoying
  • don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post
  • feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply

this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life

Burger king cashier: can I take your order
Me: Uhm can i just say. Acoustic versions of pop punk songs = Life .
Me later that night into the intercom phone at walmart: Acoustic is life

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf